Spent the better part of the 90's short selling muffins in Africa. Was quite successful at merchandising Mr. Potato Heads in Jacksonville, FL. Practiced in the art of consulting about Magic 8-Balls in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2002-2007 consulting about Roombas in Deltona, FL. Spent the better part of the 90's merchandising etch-a-sketches in Cuba. Had a brief career testing the market for deodorant in Prescott, AZ.