I am 13th in line of the POOP SOCKIE COCKIE Kingdom in the Congo area in which your mother eloped with 32 African monkeys, 12 well endowed African men, 6 women of unknown decent, 6 hamsters, 3 prairie dogs, 14 raspberry crowns, and seven redwood trees blessed by our best sockie cockie shaman, Eugene (RIP Eugene Cockmire III).
